 | The East Cost Pummeled Tour was ending and We Are The Scientists are preparing for the new Europen Tour that will start Monday 18 November in London. from We Are The Scientists' website: "The East Coast Gets Pummeled Tour, featuring Hot Hot Heat and those rascals The Redwalls, has exploded from the gates. En route from Columbus to Syracuse we stop at a freeway-side Wendy's to pick up a faux-healthy snack and loose the gallons pent up inside us. |
The smell blindsides us coming through the front door and sharpens geometrically as we near the restroom. Inside the restroom nothing is visibly amiss; nevertheless, evidence of great passionate crime courses into our nostrils. Adam, our perspicacious new tour manager/sound expert, assures us that it's simply a case of: "A fat man came in here and took his first crap in fifteen years." This has the ring of truth.
One further speculates that when fat man jettisoned that long-compressed clay, out scampered a brood of weasels, black as obsidian, wet blinking eyes and all -- smelling scampering dense black vicious primordial weasels, splashing around the toilet bowl, threading their way down fat man's legs, skittering hardshit claws against the tile like snares against the belly of a drum and then out into Wendy's and the World."
REMAINING TOUR DATES of THE EAST COAST GETS PUMMELED TOUR
* Thu November 17 2005
Sayreville, NJ / Starland Ballroom
* Sat November 19 2005
Baltimore, MD / Sonar Lounge
THE EUROPEAN INTRODUCTION TOUR
In which Europe is at last treated to our delightful breed of dinner theater, and the U.K. gets its fifth serving.
* Mon November 28 2005
London, GB / King’s College / with Test Icicles and The Cinematics / SOLD OUT
* Tue November 29 2005
Manchester, GB / Manchester Academy 2 / with Test Icicles and Roland Shanks / SOLD OUT
* Wed November 30 2005
Glasgow, SCT / King Tut’s with Test Icicles and The Cinematics / SOLD OUT
* Thu December 1 2005
Birmingham, GB / Flapper & Firkin / with Roland Shanks / SOLD OUT
* Fri December 2 2005
Bologna, IT / Estragon
* Sat December 3 2005
Milan, IT / Transilvania
* Sun December 4 2005
Rome, IT / Circolo Degli Artisti
* Tue December 6 2005
Paris, FR / Nouveau Casino / w/Stars
* Thu December 8 2005
Heidelberg, DE / Karlstorbahnof / Monsters of Spex
* Fri December 9 2005
Berlin, DE / Rosis / Karrera Klub
* Sat December 10 2005
Munich, DE / Atomic Cafe / Club Night
* Sun December 11 2005
Eindhoven, DE / Effenaar / Small Room
* Mon December 12 2005
Brussels, BEL / Botanique / w/Editors
* Tue December 13 2005
Amsterdam, NE / Paradiso
source: We Are The Scientists website
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