Black Mountain Tour with Dead Meadow, Wolf Parade; Worm

Dead Meadow

Treat me like a fool, Chan Marshall, treat me mean and cruel, but love me, for Christ's sake, and let's make children (oh yeah, Black Mountain tour w/ Dead Meadow and a little bit w/ Wolf Parade). Thanks for the banana info, Mango. Based on your recommendation, I ate one for breakfast, and now I feel like--do you remember that monkey on Friends that had to go to the zoo because it wanted to hump everything?--like that. You know, energetic.

It's possible, though, to get too jacked up on bananas. As with tequila, too much banana can make you do strange things like worm on the kitchen floor. Some of you may like worming on the kitchen floor. Others of you, however, may prefer to avoid such potentially hazardous and embarassing situations. If you belong to the former, you may stop reading: this article is not for you.

For the month of November, Tiny Mix Tapes will be imposing a rolling "Worming on the Kitchen Floor" ban on the European continent and, what the hell, the British isles as well. This has been timed to coincide with the upcoming Black Mountain tour, since the last thing we need is people worming on the kitchen floor at Black Mountain shows. Such an occurrence, already terrifying to imagine, would be made even worse by the fact that Dead Meadow would see you do it. These guys spent the summer opening for Sleater-Kinney, alright? These guys have smoked pot through Carrie Brownstein's shitkickers. You want them to see you doing the worm on the kitchen floor? And were you to worm on the kitchen floor at one of the UK shows, you'd suffer the ridicule of Wolf Parade, who would blast you right out of your Chucks and back into dorkdom with their hype laser slash beast-mastering twelve step program.

Here's the good news:

11.11.05 - Utrecht, NED - Ekko
11.12.05 - Den, NED - Bosch
11.13.05 - Hamburg, GER - Molotow
11.14.05 - Berlin, GER - Knaack
11.15.05 - Dresden, GER - Schlachthof
11.16.05 - Munich, GER - Feierwerk
11.17.05 - Vienna, OST - Flex
11.18.05 - Bergamo, ITA - Zero Club
11.19.05 - Bologna, ITA - Il Covo
11.20.05 - Basel, SUI - Kaserne
11.22.05 - Evreux, FRA - MJC
11.23.05 - London, GBR - Scala ^
11.24.05 - Nottingham, GBR - Rescue Rooms ^
11.25.05 - Glasgow, GBR - ABC2 ^
11.26.05 - Manchester, GBR - Roadhouse ^
11.28.05 - Paris, FRA - La Boule Noir
11.29.05 - Hasselt, BEL - M.O.D.
11.30.05 - Amsterdam, NED - Paradiso

^ w/ Wolf Parade; otherwise, w/ Dead Meadow

source: tinymixtapes